Tambayan ng mga uragon

Dear Boss,

During the weekend, I unfortunately had an accident which resulted to a broken bone. With this, I would like to inform you that it would be impossible for me to come to work for the next few weeks.

Attached is the a copy of the x-ray.

Regards,

Noy Paralusi

1. The Credit Stealer

This type of boss takes all the credit for his staff’s hard work, and claims all victories and breakthroughs as his own. Credit Stealers are masters at deceiving their superiors into thinking that they are brilliant.

2. The Criticizer

A boss whose mission is to disagree with anything anyone says. The Criticizer never gives positive feedback and jumps on your every mistake, no matter how tiny.

3. The Insensitive

This boss seems to have no idea that people have feelings. Insensitives say whatever they want whenever they want, without filter. (Think Simon Cowell) The notion of diplomacy or political correctness is completely foreign to them.

4. The Micro Manager

This type of boss doesn’t trust anyone to do anything right. Micro-Managers dictate your every move, and can often be found looking over your shoulder making sure that their instructions are followed to the letter.

5. The Tyrant

This type of boss exercises power in a harsh, cruel manner. Tyrants don’t care about their staff’s needs, rights or lives. All they care about is that the work gets done, no matter what.

6. The All Purpose Asshole

The All Purpose Asshole category was created as a catchall for all other types that don’t fall into any of the above.

If you are (or have) one of these types of bosses, you might want to have a look at the site. For the most part, it’s pretty much just a ridiculous rant-fest, but some of the posts can be pretty amusing.

Ilang tulog na lang at malalaman na natin ang tunay na bisa ng head and Shoulder  na iniindorso ng ating pambansang Kamao.

 Malalaman na natin kung sadya ngang mabisa ito hindi lamang pangontra sa balakubak kundi  magaling din laban sa kuto(Cotto).

 Sabay sabay nating hintayin ang muling pagsabak ng ating pambansang Kamao.

Dear Manoy,

 Isa ako sa mga masugid mong taga subaybay, subalit etong mga nakalias na araw eh may sakit na naman ako….

 Di ko alam kung sadyang sakitin lang talaga ako o ang mga tao sa paligid ko ang sakitin at madali akong mahawaan.

Kaya naman naisipan ko ng gumamit ng proteksyon….. parang condom ba, pero yung pang buong katawan…, siguro naman sa pag gamit ko ng comdom eh hindi na ako mahahawaan ng kung ano ano sakit. At hindi na rin ako makakahawa.

Ang problema ko naman ngayon eh nagaalala ako nab aka mahawaan ko nga sakit ang sarili ko dahil nasasagap ko ang sarili kung hininga.

Sana po ay matulungan mo ako sa aking suliranin… Hihingi sana ako ng payo kung paano ba ako makaka iwas sa mga sakit na kadalasan ay nahahawa lamang ako…

 Ang iyong taga subaybay,

Popoy

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Dear Popoy,

Akoy hindi Doktor kayat hindi ko alam kung ano ang dapat mong gawin… pero kung ang worry mo eh nahahawa ka ng mga kasama mo, eto ay sa tingin ko nakukuha kapag nalanghap mo ang hangin na galing sa hininga nila…. Siguro mas makabubuti eh iwasan mo muna ang paghinga pag may katabi kang sa tingin mo ay may sakit…

Maari mo ding tanungin si Ahkong at baka sya ay may nalalamang Chinese medicine na makakagamot sa iyo o kaya naman si Ka Goryo baka may kilala syang albularyo. Kung bakit si Ka  Goryo eh hindi ko din alam….

Sana ay maka kuha ka na ng lunas sa iyong nararanasan.

 Ang iyong Manoy,

Uragon.

Mahilig ka ba manghalik?  Kung ganun…. pareho tayo hehehe.

Pero kapatid ingat sa panghahalik lalo na sa kapareho mo lalaki hahaha…  at lalong lalo na kapag kapareho mo boksingero….

Gusto mo itry? panoorin mo to….

 

REMEMBER WHEN YOUR MOTHER TOLD YOU NEVER TO TAKE CANDY FROM A STRANGER….

…THIS IS WHO SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT

Para sa patas na pamamahayag….

“I am issuing this statement to clear my name in the current controversy in which I allegedly posted a highly insensitive and offensive message on the social networking website, Facebook, in relation to the victims of typhoon Ondoy that recently struck parts of the Philippines.

“About two years ago, an anonymous source crea¬ted these accounts u¬sing my identity, posting my personal details, my real pictures captioned roughly and attacking other people.
“Because of these incidents, I reported such abu¬ses and sent my credentials to the administrators of such sites, particularly Facebook. Read the rest of this entry »

 The Filipina who made a ruthless and cold-blooded Facebook comment about the Filipino typhoon victims!